Relapse CD: Medicine Ball Lyrics Oh my goodness, what have I done? Oh no, I can't believe it It's like I've got the whole world in my palm And I'm ready to drop bombs Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca It's the village in New York, right next to the TriBeCa That's my sector, homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya' Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya' I tantalize ya' and in less then 5 seconds I get ya' They say once bitten and twice shy Well, I'm next to the guy with 9 ecstasy pills and 5 extra Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities Why? Yes sir, I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester? Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester Performed a home abortion with Dexter Then I guess, I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends All my West Side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, quief and blow it up Man, I think that Eggers fell off the tip, didn't show enough So you better change the station to keep from throwing up Man, you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl, don't front, oh no, you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole, you kiddin'? I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I'll do what I wanna Spray perfume in a sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her Imagine the visual for that man who would've thought I Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived her life sentence I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab a hold of this branch with both hands Man, they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault This name rhymes with so many different words, geez So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please Eminem, I'm coming to kill you Always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you You're taking this shit too far Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends The world is mine