Damsels in Distress: Damsels Topics

Damsels in Distress

The major problem in contemporary social life

Violet: Take Frank, my friend — he’s not some cool, handsome, “studly” macho-guy. No, not at all — I can’t bear guys like that! Frank’s sort of a sad-sack really, wouldn’t you say?

Rose and Heather nod.

Lily: What’s a “sad-sack?”

Rose: A loser!

(to Violet) You like losers?

Violet: Very much so. Do you know what’s the major problem in contemporary social life?

Lily: What?

Violet: The tendency, very widespread, to always seek someone “cooler” than yourself — always a stretch, often a big stretch.

Why not instead find someone who’s frankly inferior?

Heather: Someone like Frank.

Violet: Yes. It’s more rewarding and in fact quite reassuring.

Lily: You mean, someone you can really help? Not just thinking of yourself?

Violet: Exactly! That’s it. Precisely! But without the goody-goody implications — our aspiration is pretty basic: Take a guy who hasn’t realized his full potential, or doesn’t have much, then help him realize it — or find more.

Lifetime career goals

Violet: I know that people can have useful careers in many areas: Medicine. Law. Finance-

Rose: –Education–

Violet: Yes, even education — but I’d like to do something especially significant in my lifetime, the sort of thing that changes the course of human history: such as start a new dance craze.

Lily: Really?

Violet: Yes. Something that might enhance the life of every one — and every couple.

The Suicide Prevention Center

Violet: You probably think we’re frivolous, empty-headed, perfume-obsessed college coeds. You’re probably right. I often feel empty headed– But we’re also trying to make a difference in people’s lives. And one way to do that is to prevent them from killing themselves…. Have you ever heard the expression, “Prevention is nine-tenths the cure?” Well, in the case of suicide, it’s actually ten-tenths.

Rick, the Daily Complainer’s editor, doubts their efficacy:

Rick: You should know something about these girls — they run the “Suicide Center” where their preferred therapy for seriously depressed and suicidal people is …tap dancing. I kid you not.

Violet: Tap is a very effective therapy as well as a dazzlingly expressive dance form. It’s been sadly neglected for too many years.

Rick: It’s moronic and barbaric. You seriously expect tap dancing to solve these people’s problems?

Violet: No, we don’t — we’re using the whole range of musical dance numbers which over many years have proven themselves effective therapies for the suicidal and hopelessly depressed.

Education

Thor: I don’t know about you but I don’t think anyone should feel embarrassed about not knowing stuff. What’s embarrassing is pretending to know what you don’t — or putting down other people just because you think they don’t know as much as you. I’m happy to admit I’m completely ignorant. That’s why I’m here and plan to really hit the books. The next time you see me, I’ll know more than I do now. I’ll be older, but also wiser — or at least know more stuff. For me, that’s education.

The Decline of Decadence

Violet: Have you chosen a topic for your paper?

Fred: Uh, “The Decline of Decadence.”

Violet: You think decadence has declined?

Fred: Definitely. Big time. Major, major decline.

Violet: How?

Fred: “How” or “in what ways?”

Violet: Either.

Fred: Okay, take the flit movement in literature, or homosexuality-

Violet: What?

Fred: Homosexuality. It’s gone completely downhill. Right down the tubes. Before, homosexuality was something refined, hidden, subliminated, aspiring to the highest forms of expression and often achieving them. Now it just seems to be a lot of muscle-bound morons running around in T-shirts.

Violet looks a little shocked.

Fred: It’s pretty disillusioning.

Violet pauses in thought for a long moment.

Violet: Are you gay?

Fred: Not especially but in another era, it would have had more appeal. Now, I just don’t see the point.

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